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rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic 

time spent in worthless activity, an exercise in futility, a waste of valuable time.
You're trying to rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic, bud! She isn't coming back no matter how much you do!

rearrange my guts 

when someone fucks you so hard some people say you are rearranging there guts
david "did lucy tell you if i fucked her good

mark "yeah man she said, he rearrange my guts"

rearranging my sock drawer 

Sarcastic excuse for not attending a social event. Implies that the event is unimportant and that attendance is unnecessary. Another way of the person saying s/he has better things to do...Not.
Worker 1: "Will you be attending the company picnic next Saturday?"

Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."

guts rearranged 

Having your guts rearranged means either that a guy’s dick is so large it hits the top of your cervix and mimics the pain in your guts, or when your having anal sex.
“Yo... I got my guts rearranged by Aryn last night. We had a lot of fun.”

rearranged her organs 

When you have sex with a girl so vigorously that she can feel her insides have been moved by your penis
Guy: heard you and your girl had sex
Guy2: yh I completely rearranged her organs , she couldn't walk after

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic 

This is a situation when someone tries to futilly reform the way things are done in a failing system.
The consolidation of domestic agency intelligence under the banner of "Homeland Security" is nothing more than Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic.