reenactor 

The C-class actors they get to reenact dramatic scenes in made-for-tv specials.

The actors seen in "Blood in the Water," a reenactment of the real-life Jaws were definitely reenactors.

reenactor by Anonymous1983 August 3, 2009

reenactor 

A really stupid living history person who thinks they fought the Civil War.

Hey, did you see that reenactor? What a douche bag, he weighs 500 pounds, is 60 years old, and thinks he's an 18 year old Confederate. Plus he can't follow the black powder regulations to save his life.

reenactor by hatin' zee tards and nagle November 5, 2007

Skinhead reenactor

A person who refuses to wear any skinhead fashion that is not referenced in photographs from 1969 and onwards. They belive the subculture is fixed in its fashion, generally speaking they prefer spirit of 69 era.

"Im a skinhead, and skinheads didn't have mustaches"
"No mate, you're a skinhead reenactor"

Skinhead reenactor by Ian Donaldson April 12, 2021

cheek retractor 

trad: a medieval medical contraption used to hold the buttocks open designed for facilitating the inspection of the patient's anus and rectum for tapeworms.

modern: a device used in the rendezvous of sexual deviants during sodomy

"get the cheek retractors, sailor"

cheek retractor by Power Team November 5, 2009

sexual refractory period 

The ~15 minutes a male has following an orgasm where all his thoughts are clear.

He knew as soon as he entered the sexual refractory period that he had made a horrible, horrible mistake.

sexual refractory period by MFaussie January 16, 2018

Dark Matter Reactor 

A reactor that runs on dark matter, usually started up via power laser ignition to expand dark matter in the center of the reactor superstructure. Currently handled inside of Quantum Science Multipurpose Labs. Although, it is currently undergoing a switch of companies from Quantum Science to Pinewood Builders.

John: Hey Bill, have you seen the Dark Matter Reactor ignition sequence?
Bill: No... did you get a recording of it?
John: HELL YEAH!

Dark Matter Reactor by TechnoDiamond October 11, 2018

refractory period 

A period of great sadness. Specifically, the time after male ejaculation during which he is not able to maintain another erection.

Ellen is so hot, I don't even experience a refractory period after I bang her, I can go straight through all night.

refractory period by Kunta Kinte Mufase Mbwatu July 15, 2006