red stapler 

Similar to a rug that really ties the room together, the red swingline stapler is a coveted possession or ideological, which when taken, may cause arson.

"Red stapler"
-Milton

red stapler by Ignatius Strangelove December 10, 2007

red swingline stapler

The red Swingline stapler is the 747xx model used in the movie Office Space. At the time the movie was made, Swingline did not offer a red stapler, but due to the popularity of the film, they began production.

After the company switched to Boston staplers I kept my Swingline stapler.

Have you seen my stapler?

I'm going to burn the building down.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "The red stapler in the movie is, I think, a model 646. It's definitely not a model 747.

--live to staple; staple to live!"

red swingline stapler by brahm2 September 27, 2003

Red Swingline Stapler

The stapler that Milton Waddams holds dearly, he set the building on fire when it was taken from him.

"Excuse me, I believe you have my Red Swingline Stapler"

Red Swingline Stapler by RevoBumblebee March 22, 2020