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A pen with red ink. You use it to piss off your teachers when they try and mark your work in red pen. They get really mad and go to find a new colour of pen. This is a good idea when you have really old like Mr. West. Red pens suck!
Mitch: Mark my work West.
West: O bob saget its in red pen!
Mitch: Your gonna have to find a new colour!
West: O bob saget!
Red Pen by MitchnCam December 11, 2005
The process of fucking your teacher on her period...your "pen" will be red. You may even wipe it off on her in order to mark "corrections".
My chemistry teacher just gave me the red pen!
red pen by Richard Noggin123 March 31, 2008
a CODE NAME for a verry atractive male.
HEY Emilie did you see that red pen i was looking for?

OH i saw it allright... it was in the cafe with a bunch of other pens! XD
Red Pen by emma.lee2009 March 11, 2009
When you you give your female teacher oral sex while she is one her period
Johnny wanted a good mark on his SAT's so he licked ms. Lindsay's Red Pen
Red Pen by z0mnb1e assas1n4 May 26, 2014

Red Pen People 

Red Pen People are people who like to correct everything you do wrong. Let's say you give the wrong address, they will pounce to correct you. Let's say you pronounced a word incorrectly, they will immediately correct you. Let's say you give a wrong answer, they will jump at the opportunity to give the correct answer. They are always right and assume the responsibility to correct anyone at any chance they get and are so fricken annoying!
So, in class I incorrectly pronounced a word and in a millisecond the annoying Red Pen People pounced and corrected the pronunciation. Those people are so fricken irritating!
Red Pen People by suzgirl August 20, 2019

Red Pen Police

People who preoccupy themselves with correcting the spelling and grammar of others - normally out of some self-esteem issue or desire to prove some value from their otherwise useless thirty-grand education.
-- Lengthy, intelligent facebook status meant to prompt discussion --

Comment: You're*
Reply: UH OH RED PEN POLICE
Reply: Uh oh red pen police.*
Red Pen Police by jazuuk November 7, 2012
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