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Red Faced Push 

When you are taking a shit and have to exert extreme force in order to expel it out of your ass, thus causing more blood to rush to your face.

***Caution, this can break face capillaries.
Dave: "Hey, Unis, we can't go out to the bar tonight."

Unis: "Why is that?"

Dave: "I'm doing a red faced push and some of my capillaries might burst. I don't want my bro to see me like this."

Unis: "Well dear, you know I hear that Loreal matte make up works wonders!"
Red Faced Push by titans101 May 8, 2010

Red Faced Cunt Pounder 

An erect penis sporting rubberbands around the tip to create a more sensitive area for the male.
Get over here and slide on my red faced cunt pounder, bitch!

Asian Red Face 

The face every Asian gets after just one beer. A curse and a blessing.
I swear I'm not drunk, it's just the Asian red face!
Asian Red Face by youngskrrt July 29, 2014
1. Person who is extremely embarassed.

2. Person who eats meat in a gratitious manner with the only purpose of angering and upsetting vegetarians.
1. The man is incontinent, of course he's a red face.

2. They had to cancel the PETA rally because a whole load of red faces pulled up and ate about 500 lbs of raw meat right in front of us.
red face by Kevin Frost April 10, 2004

oklahoma red face 

when a woman is giving the male a blowjob, he pulls out and proceeds to whip his erect penis across the female's face while singing the theme song from the broadway musical "Oklahoma!".
"I gave that bicth an Oklahoma Red Face last night, holmes! She likes it rough!"

Red Face Mick 

Someone from Ireland

Generally used to describe someone from Ireland due to their red skin from the alcohol abuse, and their last name beginning with Mac, Mc, McC
Friend 1: "That man seems pissed up"

Friend 2: "Yeah he's a red face mick"
Red Face Mick by Cum_in_my_tum October 9, 2017