red ants

Red ants are the Devil's mini demons formed from sparks emitted from a hells fire. Ant burrows are depicted in the artwork of Dante's The Divine Comedy. They can be seen burrowing through all 9 rings. They are soulless creatures driven only to reproduce and kill all of humanity. Right now, they are forming massive armies merely 6" below our feet. God save us all!!

Beware!! Red ants are among us!! The end is near!!

red ants by Hush_your_monkey January 25, 2016

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speaking of red ants

A conversational segway; A way of changing the subject to something completely unrelated, while conceding that you know you are doing so.

That movie was so awesome!

Oh definitely. So, speaking of red ants, can you teach me how to do the electric slide?

speaking of red ants by 8six75309 August 29, 2010

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Red Ant's Nest

An itchy arse hole that will only go away from a hard, thorough wipe with toilet paper

Person A: "mate my arse is itching well bad"
Person B: "Your arse is itching? I've got a red ant's nest up mine!"

Red Ant's Nest by bumboclaat123 April 7, 2011

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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