red ants 

Red ants are the Devil's mini demons formed from sparks emitted from a hells fire. Ant burrows are depicted in the artwork of Dante's The Divine Comedy. They can be seen burrowing through all 9 rings. They are soulless creatures driven only to reproduce and kill all of humanity. Right now, they are forming massive armies merely 6" below our feet. God save us all!!

Beware!! Red ants are among us!! The end is near!!

red ants by Hush_your_monkey January 25, 2016

speaking of red ants 

A conversational segway; A way of changing the subject to something completely unrelated, while conceding that you know you are doing so.

That movie was so awesome!

Oh definitely. So, speaking of red ants, can you teach me how to do the electric slide?

speaking of red ants by 8six75309 August 29, 2010

Red Ant's Nest 

An itchy arse hole that will only go away from a hard, thorough wipe with toilet paper

Person A: "mate my arse is itching well bad"
Person B: "Your arse is itching? I've got a red ant's nest up mine!"

Red Ant's Nest by bumboclaat123 April 7, 2011