When your woman is on her period, lick her vagina while she gives you head when you are about to cum spin round spit the period blood in her eye and also blow your load in her eye
Last night I gave my girl a Red Cyclops, I dont think she'll be able to see again .
A cycloptic red eye of death is when you poke your partner in one of their eyes and immediately ejaculate into the other. Odds are, one eye willgo blind and the other will be bloodshot.
I gave my wife a cycloptic red eye of death yesterday. Thatll teach that bitch to look through my phone.
A recycling beast with only one eye. He went from trying to save the earth by recycling to trying to destroy it when his home planet was detroyed. Made famous by Dwight Schrute of "The Office".
Jim Halpert: "God bless you, Recyclops, and your cold, robotheart."
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).