rectum roulette

a game you play if you enjoy giving anal sex where you're never quite sure what the state of the arse is in, therefore it is a roulette of rectums.

normal-tight-normal-loose-tight-goatse, you lose :)

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Rectum roulette

The risky game of chance that occurs when you attempt to squeak out a fart that could either be harmless gas or liquify into a shart.

"Phil, last night I spun the wheel in my white linen pants and lost at rectum roulette. It was a disaster."

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