rectum face 

Method of capital punishment in some jurisdictions. Involves the mutant known as Rectum Face eating you alive from the rectum on his face. Usually accompanied by disturbing sounds.

Josh got capital punishment by Rectum Face for poking Jacob

rectum face by lolcrackforever December 19, 2014

Rectum Face 

Person who is an asshole; also speaks liberally without thinking and will say anything to get a laugh.

Haley: Ruby your such a Rectum Face! *wham wham wham!*

Me: Hah I know but it was worth it!

Rectum Face by Ruby (Rectumface) January 13, 2009

Anus Rectum Face 

A terrifying serial killer who roams the woods of the cocklands.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.

Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:

"I have left you leaking and squeaking."

May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.

camper 1: I'm just going to go out into the woods to piss.
camper 2: Sure.

<after five minutes have elapsed>

camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.

camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here

Anus Rectum Face by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT February 7, 2025