Definitions by lolcrackforever

washington white shower 

After taking many vitamin E supplements, this is when you shower your girlfriend in cum causing her to cum rivers as well

Jack gave Caitlin a washington white shower as a present because she made him a bunch of sandwiches

washington white shower by lolcrackforever March 23, 2016

ohio organ roulette 

When you shove your cock so far down your gf's throat that it pushes her organs out her ass. You can make bets on what comes out first, hence the "roulette"

When Sarah didn't make enough sandwiches, Joey decided to play some Ohio Organ Roulette with her.

ohio organ roulette by lolcrackforever April 21, 2015

Chief Bird Flu 

The reason why you are all alive. Chief Bird Flu is chief of the Bird Flu Society, which will shit on your face if you commit heresy. All hail Chief Bird Flu.

Chief Bird Flu owns you.

Chief Bird Flu by lolcrackforever December 19, 2014

rectum face 

Method of capital punishment in some jurisdictions. Involves the mutant known as Rectum Face eating you alive from the rectum on his face. Usually accompanied by disturbing sounds.

Josh got capital punishment by Rectum Face for poking Jacob

rectum face by lolcrackforever December 19, 2014

kansas cattle charger 

When you run at your gf with a giant boner and slap her in the face with it knocking her down. Commonly used in discipline.

John pulled the Kansas Cattle Charger on Jenny when she spit instead of swallowed

kansas cattle charger by lolcrackforever December 15, 2014