rectickling

When you are wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips causing your finger to penetrate the paper and enter the rectum. Rectickling occurs when said example happens and instead of being uncomfortable or in pain you feel delight

Kevin sure has been in the bathroom a very long time. He must be rectickling for the third time today

by Schunor March 15, 2019

Rectilling

A nautical term referring to the use of the anus to hold the tiller in order to free up both hands for other sailing tasks. A nautical term; especially used in pseudo-sado-masochistic, potentially-homoerotic short-handed sailing.

I prefer rectilling whilst rounding the bouys; gives me a free hand for the sheets and other activities.

by BosHog October 19, 2009

recockling

The act of using a condom several times in a day. Recycling a condom. Using a prophylactic multiple times before discarding it.

"Yo.. I can't afford to spend money on condoms, so I started recockling".. he said to his girl.
I've been recockling since before it got popular.
I started recockling because condoms don't biodegrade so easily.. gotta think of the children!
It's not my fault you got preggo... you know I've been recockling!

by TastyKakes June 9, 2019