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rectal wart 

A wart that grows in the vicinity of a sphincter
Come over here and pop my rectal wart
rectal wart by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003
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testicle shitting rectal wart 

This is a nothing expression, but is from the South Park
movie. I believe Terrence or Philip called the other
one this, but it is in the first 10 minutes of the movie.

Diseased Rectal Wart 

A wart on one's ass that consists of secreting puss, yellow/green liquids, and many vile odors.
ADVISORY: DO NOT TOUCH ONE. YOU WILL DIE.
HOLY CRAP!!111!!!11!1!!1!!11 that guys ass is wet and he smells, he's got some baaaadddd Diseased Rectal Warts.
Diseased Rectal Wart by Tim :] February 9, 2007

testicle shitting rectal wart 

History of the phrase: Used in the southpark movie after the boys went to see the terrance and philip movie.

Definition:

Testicle shitting - one who takes it in the ass, or eats balls either because they are gay or a sucky individual

rectal wart - A person who is so low on the intelligence meter or so annoying they only qualify as a rectal wart.

testicle shitting rectal wart - a gay person who takes it in the ass or an individual that "eats balls" who only qualifies as a rectal wart.
that testicle shitting rectal wart!! he failed me on my test

testicle shitting rectal wart 

its a wart on some ones ass that shits testicles.
yo, thats one nasty testicle shitting rectal wart!!

Jizz guzzeling rectal wart

A homosexual who sucks both sperm and ass.
You're a jizz guzzling rectal wart.

testicle shiting rectal wart 

1. YOU
You are a testicle shiting rectal wart!
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