recordificate 

To record a movie on TV, in the words of George Bush. Created by Frank Caliendo.

Bush: "I'm gonna recordificate this here DVD while I loungeify in this sofa."

recordificate by ***read-my-definition*** August 4, 2008

Recordification 

Recordification is ordinarily a process. The recordification process comes in handy in many aspects of life. Originally developed in Northwest Indiana, the process has caught on and is spreading to all corners of the world. The process is versatile and can be applied in many situations. One can also "recordificate."

Patrick is never able to catch a fish, Evan suggests that he uses the recordification process in hopes of catching one on the next trip.

Recordification by NWI55 February 19, 2014

Retardificate 

To make someone or something retarded, or of lower functionality than it was prior to its retardification.

ex1: I just can't bring myself to talk to that hot girl. Every time I get close to her I get retardificated.

ex2: I dropped my laptop yesterday, and now it's all screwed up and retardificated!

Retardificate by celtwolf January 3, 2010

retardificated 

wen you are a girl named jaden

my sister she is verry retardificated

retardificated by jfhjsdcas December 24, 2007

Retardificate 

To make retarded; the act of making one mentally ill; to mentally slow one or more peoples

Tom was going to retardificate Sam but he wimped out and played runescape instead.

Retardificate by daveycman94 October 4, 2009