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Recordification 

Recordification is ordinarily a process. The recordification process comes in handy in many aspects of life. Originally developed in Northwest Indiana, the process has caught on and is spreading to all corners of the world. The process is versatile and can be applied in many situations. One can also "recordificate."
Patrick is never able to catch a fish, Evan suggests that he uses the recordification process in hopes of catching one on the next trip.
Recordification by NWI55 February 19, 2014
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Retardification

The process by which someone or something becomes retarded.
1. Mindless reality shows such as Hole in the Wall contribute mightily to the retardification of the citizens of the United States.

2. If one watches more than 2 minutes of Mind of Mencia, they automatically lose 15 IQ points, as proven in studies conducted by an institute. That makes Mind of Mencia one of the world's leaders in aiding the retardification of the Earth's population.

Reporkification

The action of putting weight back on after giving up Mounjaro
Hey buddy, I know you are saving money, but the reporkification seems to have already started
Reporkification by drstonk March 24, 2026