regarding someone of the opposite sex with whom neither you nor anyone you communicate with has ever previously done so...
the act of sex with an individual so as to survey and probe areas of interest, the formation of a detailed assessment of their terrain features, and the prompt report back to headquarters with full detail.
conducting good reconnaissance is essential in the formation of strategy, proper unit cohesion, and in remaining informed about situations that may require delicate manuever supported by a competent wingman, or competency when it comes to ones own wingmanship.
"With both having become shitfaced to a point which would merit casualcoitus, he soon saw that he was in a position to reconnoiter a now dripping delta which he hadnt planned on, but which it was nontheless his responsibility to do so."
Christian version of Saw who is secretly god. He kidnaps people who are not getting along with each other and locks them in a room until reconcile each other.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.