Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ZuccheroMorte

Bumper Jerky

Bumper Jerky is jerky made from the now roadkill that you ran into.

I made Bumper Jerky from that deer that busted up my car and sold it for the money to fix the damned thing!

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The time spent recovering from Covid-19.

My recovidery is finally over after 3 months!

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When two dudes are blowing each other, but the pain from thier beards causes chafing that ends both erections.

I heard Terrence and Joe were trying to get it on, but a sandy osama put a real damper on things!

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