readit

Past tense:
Red - it

Future tense:
Reed - it

Verb:
To read something.
To have already read something.

Steve told me to read the rulebook, I told him that I already readit.

The Redditors of Reddit complained that they didn't know the Reddit rules, so I told them to go readit again. The Redditors of Reddit came back saying they couldn't readit because the rules were written with red ink on a red reed.

readit by Mr. Some1one October 2, 2020

I am way past facing reality! 

“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.

Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.

Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!

I am way past facing reality! by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

Reddit mod 

The word you refer to yourself as when you feel really lazy, unhygienic, and obese.

I'm sitting my ass down on the chair having chips and I haven't showered. Ugh I'm such a reddit mod right now.

Reddit mod by Dr. Steppon-Legho March 15, 2021

Reddit Brain 

Neuro-Degenerative disease characterized by 0 IQ opinions formed solely from browsing Reddit.

Meek's opinions are so fucking stupid he must have Reddit Brain.

Reddit Brain by scrotal_recall December 11, 2019

reality dating show 

A dating reality show is a scripted, fantasy romance program that focuses on singles and couples in their dating adventures.

, Everything is over-dramatized and exaggerated, as well as the participants overreacting to literally everything.

Whilst "The Bachelor/ette" is one of the bigger ones, there are many different spinoffs and clones.

"Omg did you see First Dates last night? Mary went into a full rage over dropping her spoon!"
"Oh I dont watch those reality dating shows.."

Need an idea for a tv show? Just make a reality dating show..

reality dating show by HbBrisley July 15, 2020

Reddit 

A social media app for people who think they are too good for social media.

I'm looking at memes on Reddit, on the toilet.

Reddit by LilTayIsGay January 7, 2020

reading slump 

a readers worst nightmare.

not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.

person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP

person 1: uhm..... okay.

reading slump by multifandom trash April 28, 2015