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He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded
go fuck you're self
1) Under the influence of bad grammar and mild retardation.
2) The misinterpretation of the more common phrase "go fuck yourself".
3) aftercrash.
2) The misinterpretation of the more common phrase "go fuck yourself".
3) aftercrash.
go fuck you're self by InStrife October 12, 2004
Oh shit oh fuck we’re all going to die by this virus
Origin of phrase originally from Wuhan China but very rapidly spread across the globe. Stay safe! And wash your hands!
Tucker- Hey Dale! Come over here look at this video about the Coronavirus!
Dale- “Oh shit oh fuck we’re all going to die by this Virus”
Dale- “Oh shit oh fuck we’re all going to die by this Virus”
Oh shit oh fuck we’re all going to die by this virus by RIP ÙwÚ January 28, 2020
get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on
See also: get the fuck on and shitted on.
A slang phrase meaning, "If you don't hurry up and do something, you are gonna miss out." or "If you don't do this, you are gonna feel like a dumb shit (like you've been 'shitted on')and regret it later."
Note: 'before' can also be shortened to 'fo' for a more urban slang feel.
A slang phrase meaning, "If you don't hurry up and do something, you are gonna miss out." or "If you don't do this, you are gonna feel like a dumb shit (like you've been 'shitted on')and regret it later."
Note: 'before' can also be shortened to 'fo' for a more urban slang feel.
Tom: Man, I wanna go get that O of kind bud dude accross town was gonna sell me for half price, but I'm so lazy I don't feel like driving.
Greg: Dude, you better get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on! Are you fucking retarded?
Greg: Dude, you better get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on! Are you fucking retarded?
get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on by NINerd January 17, 2009
You're can go fuck yourself
You're can go fuck yourself by MinerS1xtyN1n3r December 5, 2018
We're not here to fuck spiders
A way of saying; why aren't we doing it already, I'm already doing it, or it's already done.
Possibly derived from ant fucker, is a call to action.
Possibly derived from ant fucker, is a call to action.
We're not here to fuck spiders by Johntom March 26, 2008
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