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rayalmond 

he’s an almond. nothing more nothing less
rayalmond is an almond
rayalmond by kevinisgreat August 9, 2023
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Flippin' Raymond

1) To engage in risky behaviour;

2) To be venturesome;

3) To be wildly promiscuous;

4) Or, to be silly to the point of the ridiculous.
"Stop driving like a Flippin' Raymond!"; "The girls came back to ours; we acted like Flippin' Raymond's!"; "I saw them pissed up on Broad Street, chasing each other around like Flippin' Raymonds"

captain raymond holt 

Captain on Brooklyn 99. Intellectual and stoic, you'll never guess what he's thinking. He's strict but loving, and is pretty much Jake Peralta's dad at this point. He's been an openly gay cop since 1987, and he's married to Kevin Kozner, a professor at Columbia. Aims to become commissioner someday.
Is that Captain Raymond Holt? Ugh, I hate how he always makes us wear ties.

raymond_yuh 

a mystical creature from the planet iliketurtles that has come upon us to save da world. If you sniff his toes you will become imortal.
Raymond_yuh has magic toes.
raymond_yuh by chickenduckperson November 29, 2020

raymond_yuh 

A hero that comes fro the planet iliketurtles who has come to save planet earth. If you lick his toes you will become immortal.
OMG IS THAT RAYMOND_YUH CAN I HAVE YOU AUTOGRAPH?
raymond_yuh by chickenduckperson November 30, 2020

Raymond Thomas 

Also known as Jumanji Mr. Raymond Thomas is generally a band director and is pretty dang thicc and BALD!
Student :Yo Raymond Thomas can we play Sleigh Ride?
Mr.Thomas: No you cant play your notes! Now lets talk about uniforms for an hour and 25 minutes
Raymond Thomas by DatBandKid69 December 3, 2018

to do a Raymond 

To take a joke too far or exaggerate something in a way which makes the speaker sound stupid/creepy.
Dude #1: Where is Caolan and JoAnne? They were here just a minute ago!
Dude #2: Ha, let's start checking the bushes.
Dude #3: HAHAHA YEAH WE'LL FIND CAOLAN KNEELING IN A BUSH JERKING OFF ON JOANNE'S STOMACH!
Dude #2: ...and that is how to do a Raymond.
to do a Raymond by mcmillan0520 December 18, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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