A rattle
moth is an urban Jew. They are characterized by their Jew-fro which should appear alongside
hipster clothing and tendencies. Additional features include large noses and a love for money. Rattle moths are to be avoided at all costs and in cities with large amounts of rattle moths you should make sure your loose
change is secure.
Ben: Remember back in the day when the city was a nice, respectable place to live?
Jerry: I sure do, now its overrun by a plague of rattle moths. I don't feel
safe letting my children go outside alone! I can't even visit Starbucks anymore without encountering them.
Ben: The other day I dropped a penny in the subway and
two rattle moths killed each other over it.
Jerry: I know what you mean, I would rather have a city full of Spear Chuckers than these
damn rattle moths.
Ben: You know what happened to
Germany when they tried to get rid of them though...