Ratko 

Common name for any animal that distantly resembles human form. Derives from the word 'rat'.

- WATCH OUT!!!

- Hum??
- You almost stepped on that Ratko there!

- Jeeeeez, thanks, man!

Ratko by rat lover February 9, 2010

Ratko 

Name of the person who fucked your mom

-Was mom cheating on dad again?
- Yeah she was at that Ratko guys place last night.

Ratko by Ratko. November 21, 2021

ratko 

a big butt

did you see Courtney? she got such a ratko over the summer break

ratko by drakefan17 January 2, 2024

Breakfast Ratio 

n. The ratio of sausages (males) to eggs (females) at a place, event, or social gathering. The optimal ratio is a matter of preference, but experts recommend a healthy mix for a balanced breakfast.

Person 1: How was the breakfast ratio at the party last night?
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.

Breakfast Ratio by alberge November 22, 2013

The Shit/Shower ratio 

An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.

"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"

"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"

"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"

"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"

The Shit/Shower ratio by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023

ratio 

When a reply on twitter gets more likes than the tweet it replied to

ice cold ratio g 🥶

ratio by utd239 September 11, 2020

Ratboy Genius 

The most beautifully animated and voice acted thing that has ever been on Youtube.

Nark nark, it's me, the Ratboy Genius!

Ratboy Genius by Pissmonger May 7, 2013