Ratko

Common name for any animal that distantly resembles human form. Derives from the word 'rat'.

- WATCH OUT!!!

- Hum??
- You almost stepped on that Ratko there!

- Jeeeeez, thanks, man!

by rat lover February 9, 2010

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Ratko

Name of the person who fucked your mom

-Was mom cheating on dad again?
- Yeah she was at that Ratko guys place last night.

by Ratko. November 21, 2021

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ratko

a big butt

did you see Courtney? she got such a ratko over the summer break

by drakefan17 January 2, 2024

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Breakfast Ratio

n. The ratio of sausages (males) to eggs (females) at a place, event, or social gathering. The optimal ratio is a matter of preference, but experts recommend a healthy mix for a balanced breakfast.

Person 1: How was the breakfast ratio at the party last night?
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.

by alberge November 22, 2013

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An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.

"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"

"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"

"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"

"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"

by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023

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