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Breakfast Ratio
n. The ratio of sausages (males) to eggs (females) at a place, event, or social gathering. The optimal ratio is a matter of preference, but experts recommend a healthy mix for a balanced breakfast.
Person 1: How was the breakfast ratio at the party last night?
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.
Breakfast Ratio by alberge November 22, 2013
The Shit/Shower ratio
An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.
"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"
"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"
"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"
"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"
"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"
"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"
"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"
The Shit/Shower ratio by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023
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