a rat that enjoys fucking people and things in the ass with its massive 12 inch leech peen which sucks all of your blood out through your pink paste former. also known as your luck when searching for halal german food

THAT SPACE RAT AS THE IQ OF A MAILBOX UEWIDJSAHNJKHSFKHAUSJFHIUHSU

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Cambodian Space Rat

The Cambodian Space Rat is a celestial figure who seems to bless our impure and measly universe. he forgives our sins and leads deeper into the "Thicket" the only place he can formally adress you over a good game of batmitten. Most do not survive encounters with the Cambodian Space Rat. This demon of the stars is too good for the bible, God is jealous o what created him.

Oh Fuck, I forgot to pray to our savior the Cambodian Space Rat, I am only scum, i will surly punish for my materialistic ideals.

Cambodian Space Rat by The Rat's Acolyte November 6, 2018

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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