"Monkey Rat" is slang for Opossum. To those who have never gotten up close and personal with an opossum, this slang term may seem silly. However, as more and more South American spieces are available through pet stores, more and more people are familiar with the monkey-like hands and feet, and the prehensile (grabbing) tail of Opossums.

I have a pet monkey rat, and she is the snuggliest of all my pets. And she climbs like crazy!

monkey rat by Virginia Didelphus July 11, 2006

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The unborn fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

Tylers favourite midnight snack

Guy: damn Tyler what you chewin on?
Tyler : The unborn Fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

The unborn fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat. by Lewis. E August 28, 2023

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rat money

Harrison’s money, ratty and most likely drug money.

Oh my god, look at Harrison’s rat money!

rat money by Beggars September 2, 2019

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Ratdonkey

A really sexy animal. Half rat half donkey. Usually very sassy. Beware of the ratdonkey

Wow what a sexy ratdonkey!

Ratdonkey by Raggidydoo October 16, 2016

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Ratmonkey

A ratmonkey is someone whom possesses the qualities of both the rat and the monkey. This word was derived from ancient RTK tablets, carved by the Rat gods and the Monkey lords. It was once a word of great pride, but now it is one of great shame due to societal changes. It is even considered a slur in some cultures.

"Please burn yourself alive you Ratmonkey."
"This ratmonkey keeps on spamming me."
"GODDAMN IT YOU FAT RATMONKEY I WILL KILL YOU"

Ratmonkey by Zynxos January 21, 2024