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Randomous Cortex

The part of your brain in which totally ridiculous and random ideas, thoughts, sentences, words are produced. Usually resulting in extreme hilarity or complete confusion among both the speaker and their audience.
Greg: What the hell are you talking about?
Charlotta: I don't know, it's my randomous cortex talking.

randonomics 

It is the word for Study into the random art of conversation.
Or if you say strange things that are completely out of the context of the current conversation you are in, then you have been or should go to a randonomics class.
Dude that was random, which randonomics class did you go to?
randonomics by Matthew M B May 25, 2006

randomousity 

Something that happens randomly; spur of the moment; unplanned.
Jack: hey Jill, remember that time we went camping?

Jill: yeah, what about it?

Jack: well, when I was walking up that hill... Oh crap, I just remembered the time we had anal sex and saw feces on the tip of my penis!

Jill: Woah, talk about randomousity at its finest!

Rartonomous Prime 

Rartonomous Prime... in other words, a top tier retard. Or just a stupid/idiotic person. Rartonomous Prime is also a play on the name 'Autonomous Prime', from the Transformers universe.
*Playing a game of Rainbow Six Siege*

Person 1: *Playing Amaru on atk 4-4 Match Point* "Yo wait papa I got an idea" *Picks up defuser* *ziplines straight into site* *dies*

Game Announcer: "The defuser is no longer in your possession"

Person 2: "Are you Rartonomous Prime? wtf are you doing, it's match point dumbass, you just tossed my game"
Rartonomous Prime by BINGQILING April 13, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026