When you got a hankering because you are triggered. So triggered, that all other rational thoughts are put aside and the innerJeff Foxworthy is unleashed.
Ever since that goddamnPrius cut me off on the freeway i've been all riled up!
Thinking about all those emails that Hillary is hiding from us is getting me all riled up!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"