Raccooned

To have sex in a dumpster while eating pizza out of a garbage bag

Last night, Dave left the bar hungry and met a chick behind a dumpster and they raccooned

by Damon K. April 16, 2020

Raccooned

When you get two black eyes simultaneously and you have the appearance of a raccoon.

Dude you got raccooned in that fight last night, or Did you see that guy he got raccooned.

by cdizzle24 May 29, 2009

Raccooned

After banging someone, pop them in the face twice, giving them two black eyes. The run away, kicking over their garbage as you leave.

Girl 1: That asshole punched me twice in the face last night night during coitious!
Girl 2: And look at the garbage! Oh no! You've been Raccooned!

by TinMan13a December 18, 2012

raccooned

when you laugh so hard you snarl like a raccoon

that joke was so funny I raccooned

by 4182931 March 13, 2018

Karate Raccoon

That one raccoon that lives in your yard that you can't get rid of because it knows karate. The only way to defeat it is by hiring Jack-Jack from The Incredibles or Kung fu panda to fight it.

I don't go into my yard anymore because a karate raccoon lives there.

by Tater_Taco July 13, 2020

raccoon mouth licker

An individual who is so crazy that they would lick a raccoon's mouth. Popular term used amongst individuals whom reside in bumblefuck.

Christyn: Hey, did you hear that Chris slept with my ex-boss?

Ellie: Boy howdy, that cougar slayer sure is a raccoon mouth licker!!

by Non-raccoon mouth licker March 25, 2008

Raccoon head

When a woman performs fellatio and doesn’t use enough saliva.

Damn homie my dick raw, she gave me that raccoon head!

by Donut Operator June 24, 2021