A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b by DougDimmaDave January 2, 2022

R L GRIMES AND ELON REEVE MUSK SONG

When they were once together as a COUPLE.

R L GRIMES pines so much for that ASSH0LEY MATTRESS SEX lifestyle again with ELON REEVE MUSK but at least she has that song to PLAY over and over to remind her to be truthful to the WORLD'S RICHEST MAN as hete is ONE OF THEIR SONGS , R L GRIMES AND ELON REEVE MUSK SONG as LOVE bUG LEavE My hEaRt aloNE. by MARTHA REEVES AND THE VANDELLA'S GORDY RECORDS..MOTOWN (UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP) LUCIAN CHARLES GRANGE CBD CEO

R L GRIMES AND ELON REEVE MUSK SONG by SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN April 10, 2022

randge

Genitalia, offensive in appearance or texture.

I wouldn't do her, man, she's got a randge down there.

randge by Raiyuu July 9, 2005

randgehandler

one who speaks in public with his or her hand down his or her pants.

Look at him, that's disgusting! What a randgehandler. How can he do that in front of the whole class?

randgehandler by Raiyuu July 9, 2005

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026