I GOT HERE FIRST
Person 1: Ok I've typed
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, i should be part of the boredom club!
Person 2: Nahhh...
*Still searching for previously undiscovered words*
Person 2: OH MY DAYS!
THE HOLY GRAIL OF BOREDOM! I HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW WORD!
Presses first letter of first row, then third. Does that with second letter. Then the first two letters of the second row. This continues. For the last rows, pretend the key is there but don't press.
Yes. It is...
qzwxasecrvdftbynghumijkopl
Person 1: How did you even think of that?
Person 2, wailing: I haven't touched grass for 736 days!!!
Person 1:
jump off a cliff already...
1 Year Later:
Person 3: OMG I found something no-one should ever have the sanity to find!
"I GOT HERE FIRST"
lmao