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When you are bored out of your head and are feeling clever and type the letters in each corner of the keyboard.
Top left: q
Bottom left: z
Top right: p
Bottom right: m
= qzpm
qzpm by LOLMASTER_=D November 3, 2012
Urban Dictionary Merch

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You were SO bored that you typed out all the possible combinations of the letters on the corners of your keyboard.
Congrats your boredom has peaked!
You probably have important homework due, yet you would rather do this because anything is better than homework.
pqzm pqmz pmzq pmqz pzqm pzmq qpmz qpzm qmpz qmzp qzmp qzpm zmpq zmqp zpqm zqpm zpmq zpqm mzqp mzpq mqzp mqpz mpqz mpzq

qzpmwxonecubrvytasdfghjkl 

Dam, you must be so bored to find this word
Holy mother of god, im bored. Imma type qzpmwxonecubrvytasdfghjkl into google and see what comes up

qzpmwxonecibrvutyasdfghjkl 

Wow! How did you even think about that!? You must be really bored...
I already tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazplmwsxoknedcijbrfvuhbtgy, 1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik9ol0p, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq... let's type qzpmwxonecibrvutyasdfghjkl!

qzpmwxinecunrvubty 

the pure meaning of fucking death........
"hey bro how have u been this week?"
"qzpmwxinecunrvubty"
"...."
"qzpmwxinecunrvubty"
"dies"
qzpmwxinecunrvubty by shihtter January 15, 2022

qzpmwxonecinrvubtyalskdjfhg 

If someone has typed this up its a miracle the person hasn't died of boredom. (Starting with the first letter of the top then bottom row, then the last letter of the top then bottom row, followed by the second letter of the top then bottom row etc. With only the middle row left, the first letter goes, then the last, then the second etc.)
"qzpmwxonecinrvubtyalskdjfhg"

"OMG Get this guy something do do It's Life or Death!!!"

qzpmwxonecibrvutyalskdjfhg 

The next level of boredom.
Unkown: I finally have it... qzpmwxonecibrvutyalskdjfhg
Unkown soon passed away.
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