A Qwidschy is a definition of an interhuman relationship. It's for those who don't want to label their relationship for each others. It's mainly used for the phase of a romantic affair where one promises exclusivity to one another, but want quite commit to a formal relationship. The reasoning does not matter.
You can date your Qwidschy-partner, who you really like but still confidently say that you're single.
Will it last?
Will it develop in a certain way?
Maybe! Maybe not. Just chill, it's a Qwidschy.
"Dude, c'mon you guys have to be a couple."
"Chill, he's my Qwidschy."
"Are you in a relationship right now?"
"Nah, I got a Qwidschy."
A bloated, spiky, borderline mentally handicapped fish Pokemon with little to no value whatsoever. Vaguely resembles an unattractive combination of a cactus, a beach ball, a beaver and Angelina Jolie. When frightened it emits an effeminate squeal that most people would compare to every single one of Justin Bieber's "songs". Weaknesses include electric and grass type Pokemon as well as chainsaws, bears and heterosexuality.
Me: Hornets, flies, koalas...dude, does this Raid kill Qwilfish too?
Professor Oak: I would think so...most things do.
Qwilleran is a cute, sweet and very funny guy. He can make you laugh no matter what. He will always be there for you and will always be your friend. But most of all he's very very funny, you might cry because your laughing so much.