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noun-A crossbreed between a feathered writing utensil and a dildo. Can be used for vaginal or rectal pleasure and also used for writing.
I wrote about all my sexual experiences with my quildo with my quildo
quildo by Tbone Still May 29, 2007
Related Words
quildo • quillow • quilbone • Quillomen • Quilloy • quilombo • quindon • Qualdo • Quido • quidoc

Quilbone 

The part of the body directly above the scrotum and directly below the testicles. This is very sensitive to the touch and should not be messed with.
"Then she sniffed the quilbone and it was all over"
Quilbone by burntcrispy July 9, 2012

quilbone 

a dick so good any girl would suck it
man this yattie told me i got the quilbone
quilbone by bookzy July 5, 2012
A stupid word that alex richardson made up that he thought was a quadrilogy(a movie which has 4 parts)....what an idiot!!
Handsome Dude #1: Hey, Alex. Are you going to see the 4th Indiana Jones movie this week?

Alex: Yeah, sure. I really like that quilogy.

Handsome Dude #2: What? That's not even a word...Quilogy?

Alex: Yes it is. It's the fourth part of a movie series.

Handsome Dude #5: Richards you're a dumbass and it's called a quadrilogy. Nice try though.

Alex: Quiet, I know everything. My name is Alexxx Richardson

quilombo 

1)the spanish word for "clusterfuck"
2)something very difficult to do.
al terminar el partido de futbol se armo quilombo.

es un trabajo muy dificil, un quilombo.
quilombo by matias July 3, 2004
an adjective stating a person's creativeness or coolness in a good way ....
1. your are so quiltom!!!
2.This thing is surely quiltomated
3.get ready to be quiltomized!!!
quiltom by quiltom April 18, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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