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Ja, bt d qwest1s dya wana.
qwest1 by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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To be swindled or cheated out of something, usually money. To not get what you paid for.

Originates from the mega-evil corporation Qwest who does this to every one of their customers.
"Wow... I just got qwested by that taxi driver."

"Qwest you, buddy!"
qwest by Brendan July 7, 2004
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A sexually transmitted desease, also known as the phone company.
"I gave qwest to my neighbor"
qwest by qrep May 7, 2010
A telco that prides itself on mysterious 'how did that get there?' charges.
There is no 'you' in Qwest.
Qwest by Brisk June 5, 2004
A piece of shit phone company that gives the crappiest DSL ever!!! They also have "hidden" charges that appear out of nowhere in your phone bill. They call 200k DSL....wut a bunch of fucktards.
I can't play CS cuz Qwest sux dick.
qwest by Mar-Mar August 14, 2004
v. To wordEnron/word a DIA customer.
My company has an OC3 dedicated internet connection but it got Qwested just yesterday.
Qwest by lol3434 May 3, 2003

qwesterfucked 

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I was on the phone trying to sort out the dsl problem i found out they were un willing to help, I was totally qwesterfucked!
qwesterfucked by killbox2 July 15, 2010
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