qwest1 

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Ja, bt d qwest1s dya wana.

qwest1 by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

qwest 

To be swindled or cheated out of something, usually money. To not get what you paid for.

Originates from the mega-evil corporation Qwest who does this to every one of their customers.

"Wow... I just got qwested by that taxi driver."

"Qwest you, buddy!"

qwest by Brendan July 7, 2004

qwest 

A sexually transmitted desease, also known as the phone company.

"I gave qwest to my neighbor"

qwest by qrep May 7, 2010

Qwest 

A telco that prides itself on mysterious 'how did that get there?' charges.

There is no 'you' in Qwest.

Qwest by Brisk June 5, 2004

qwest 

A piece of shit phone company that gives the crappiest DSL ever!!! They also have "hidden" charges that appear out of nowhere in your phone bill. They call 200k DSL....wut a bunch of fucktards.

I can't play CS cuz Qwest sux dick.

qwest by Mar-Mar August 14, 2004

Qwest 

v. To wordEnron/word a DIA customer.

My company has an OC3 dedicated internet connection but it got Qwested just yesterday.

Qwest by lol3434 May 3, 2003

qwesterfucked 

When you are up against the wall with the telephone company (or any other entity you are powerless to negotiate with. (like the Taliban )

I was on the phone trying to sort out the dsl problem i found out they were un willing to help, I was totally qwesterfucked!

qwesterfucked by killbox2 July 15, 2010