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A sexually transmitted desease, also known as the phone company.
"I gave qwest to my neighbor"
qwest by qrep May 7, 2010
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A telco that prides itself on mysterious 'how did that get there?' charges.
There is no 'you' in Qwest.
Qwest by Brisk June 5, 2004
A piece of shit phone company that gives the crappiest DSL ever!!! They also have "hidden" charges that appear out of nowhere in your phone bill. They call 200k DSL....wut a bunch of fucktards.
I can't play CS cuz Qwest sux dick.
qwest by Mar-Mar August 14, 2004
v. To wordEnron/word a DIA customer.
My company has an OC3 dedicated internet connection but it got Qwested just yesterday.
Qwest by lol3434 May 3, 2003
v. See above.
I need more bandwidth because my equipment between two legs wants to Qwest.
Qwest by akakakaka May 3, 2003

Irish Vision Qwest 

When a person usualy calls into work or dicks out on other obligations to take part in binge drinking Irish drinks (Jameson and Guiness) with an end result of halucination or passing out in the early afternoon. Usualy takes place after a long night of binge drinking. The most popular day to attempt this is March 17.
Guy #1:Damn I drank so much wiskey and guiness yesterday I missed school and work then passed out at 2 in the afternoon.

Guy #2:Shit sounds like you went out for an Irish Vision Qwest.