Qwest

A telco that prides itself on mysterious 'how did that get there?' charges.

There is no 'you' in Qwest.

by Brisk June 06, 2004

Qwest

v. To wordEnron/word a DIA customer.

My company has an OC3 dedicated internet connection but it got Qwested just yesterday.

by lol3434 May 04, 2003

Qwest

v. See above.

I need more bandwidth because my equipment between two legs wants to Qwest.

by akakakaka May 04, 2003

qwest

To be swindled or cheated out of something, usually money. To not get what you paid for.

Originates from the mega-evil corporation Qwest who does this to every one of their customers.

"Wow... I just got qwested by that taxi driver."

"Qwest you, buddy!"

by Brendan July 07, 2004

qwest

A sexually transmitted desease, also known as the phone company.

"I gave qwest to my neighbor"

by qrep May 07, 2010

qwest

A piece of shit phone company that gives the crappiest DSL ever!!! They also have "hidden" charges that appear out of nowhere in your phone bill. They call 200k DSL....wut a bunch of fucktards.

I can't play CS cuz Qwest sux dick.

by Mar-Mar August 15, 2004

Irish Vision Qwest

When a person usualy calls into work or dicks out on other obligations to take part in binge drinking Irish drinks (Jameson and Guiness) with an end result of halucination or passing out in the early afternoon. Usualy takes place after a long night of binge drinking. The most popular day to attempt this is March 17.

Guy #1:Damn I drank so much wiskey and guiness yesterday I missed school and work then passed out at 2 in the afternoon.

Guy #2:Shit sounds like you went out for an Irish Vision Qwest.

by whitekneegrow February 21, 2012