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When you literally feel SO BORED you may as well end it all, and type this monster of a word into Google, and then realize it's too long and cut out the middle man by going straight to Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1: I'm tired of typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsdxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq into Google, I'll try qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq12345678900987654321qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@!Shit, it's too long, I'll just try Urban Dictionary.

Guy 2: Hello, insane asylum. I would like to report a white adult male repeatedly typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq into the Google search bar for entertainment. Actually, scratch that, he's gotten bored of that so he's moved onto qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq12345678900987654321qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@!.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq 

You've pretty much committed suicide. You're so bored, and you've already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq, and qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikkolp.
Person one comes home and finds qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq typed into person 2's google search and immediately realizes that person 2 is in danger, but it's too late.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq 

You are really bored. You have accomplished life.
I can't believe you.
You actually typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq 

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards.
I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

A phenomena that happens to a computer's keyboard when a human being is bored to death...
Bored to death in a cube a human decides to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm (all the keyboard buttons in an orderly way) to a search engine to see what comes up. Then finds definitions for it and then adds a new one...

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq 

The ULTIMATE stage of boredom. You grew tired of just typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq, so you just decided to add them all together. You sad, sad child.
Guy 1: I decided to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq into urban dictionary!

Guy 2: -Calls asylum-