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qwertyuiolkjhgfdzxcv 

CONGRATULATIONS. You lost 1 friend today... oh and ur very bored.
Girl 1: Heyyy
Boy 1: What
Girl 1: Ur cute wanna date me
Boy 2: NO I WANT TO DATE HIM
Girl 2: But I wanted to date... you
Boy 1: I WAS JUST TRYING TO QWERTYUIOLKJHGFDZXCV

Girl 1: Chill
Boy 2: Man I just wanted a hotdogs
Girl 2: I want your hotdog
Boy 2: Oh really?
Girl 2: Come here daddy
Boy 2: No you mommy
Boy 1: What is going on
Girl 1: Why don't we join them 😏😏😏
Boy 1: Come here
All: Kissing sounds
Girls: Oh yeah
Boys: Makes dumb moaning sounds.

qwertyuilkjhgfdzxcvbopsanm 

When you're so bored that you type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but on the top row you stopped 2 before the end, and on the middle row, you go right to left and stop 2 from the end, and on the bottom row you go left to right and stop 2 before the end to find if there's a definition, and ta da, there is one. Ya found it.
Jimmy went and found the definition of qwertyuilkjhgfdzxcvbopsanm

qwertyuioplkjhgfdzxcvb 

when you try to spell qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm but miss four letters like a dumbass
i'ma type qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm oh no my dumbass spelled qwertyuioplkjhgfdzxcvb

qwertyuioplkjhgfdzxcvbnmas 

Wow you’ve really bored read a damm book or play a game get a life
Mark :Why is there shit on my wall”. Kate: qwertyuioplkjhgfdzxcvbnmas

qwertyuioplkjhgfdszxcvbnm 

The whole alphabet, but with no "A".
" I love qwertyuioplkjhgfdszxcvbnm henceforth, I hate the letter A "

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026