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To be qwardious; qwarred out; qwarbate; the act of being a scandelous asshole

*Suggested to implement "fucking" before the use of qwar (See example)


ref. fag
A: "Aw man, I just shit my pants"
B: "What the fuck?!, Your fuckin qwar"
qwar by Matt H December 11, 2003
Related Words
qwar • qwart • qwarf • qwarking • qwarrrt • qwared • qwarilo • Qwarktastic • Qwarm • qwarmo
Do you like ska music? Whoyun's think I am, some big ode qwar?
qwar by Ernie James March 8, 2020
To qwark; qwarking: The act of anal-fisting oneself.
He oiled his nipples and slowly begun qwarking
qwarking by (B)hive April 24, 2011
When a female queefs and farts at the same time.
Omg I think Ashley just qwarted
Qwart by Queeflord69 March 22, 2019

Captain Qwark 

A lame superhero from the Ratcher and Clank series. Wears green spandex with a lightning bolt on his chest and had sex with a monkey in one of the games in the series. He loses his reputation and somehow gains it back over and over during this whole series. He got angry at Ratchet and is quoted saying "He is definitely off my top 5" referring to myspace.

Qwark can be related to The Green Lantern or Aquaman, stating that he can barley do shit and should not be considered a superhero.
Captain Qwark: I am Captain Qwark, the greatest superhero of the galaxy.

Ratchet: Yeah Yeah.

Rachet 5 seconds later: *Shoots*
Captain Qwark by TacoMann May 26, 2009
when you fart but it creeps up your vagina
i just qwarfed bruh.
qwarf by toonjoose June 15, 2019
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