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A person most likely crazy sad and alone. Some Qurtells just need to vibe and have fun, but some just want to sleep. He has many friends that dn't need to even talk to Qurtells but they do anyway.
Hey do you think I am a Qurtell?

Nah you a Devonte
Qurtell by Aboiyouknow March 22, 2021
–adverb
1. in exactly the same words; word for word: to repeat something quotely.

–adjective
2. corresponding word for word to the original source or text: a quotely record of the proceedings.

3. skilled at recording or noting down speeches, proceedings, etc., with word-for-word accuracy: a quotely stenographer.
"And you said quotely, you said..."
Quotely by Big Pun Leslie March 11, 2008
quarantine + hotel. During the Covid-19 pandemic, passengers arriving in certain countries will be placed in hotels during their quarantine. Used as a measure to control population movements and to ensure testing is rigorous.
I hear Tim got lucky with his quotel - he had a balcony and air-con. I got stuck in a 1 star quotel, with bed bugs!
quotel by mackyaj November 5, 2020

Quovelling 

Polly-style quaking. Applicable to any situation
“The child quovelled at the sight of it.”
“ Mark was left quovelling in front of them”
Quovelling by QuovellingMeatball March 27, 2023

Quoteology 

is a religion centered on the teachings of Thomas Edison and Henry Ford. Quoteology was founded in the early days of 2009. Disciples of Quoteology base their teachings on the little know book titled, The Edison and Ford Quote Book. Adherents to Quoteology, known as Quoters, believe that all of society's problems can be solved by reading the profound quotes of Thomas Edison and Henry Ford.
Sample Quotes from the teachings of Quoteology - I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious theories of heaven and hell, of future life for individuals, or of a personal God - Thomas Edison. Time is really the only capital that any human being has and the thing that he can least afford to waste or lose -Thomas Edison.If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right - Henry Ford.
Quoteology by The WL April 1, 2009

quotelligence 

When you demonstrate your intelligence through clever quotes.
“Do not ask what your country can do for you, but ask what you can do for your country.”
“Wow!, what quotelligence!”
quotelligence by Kiwakat February 14, 2025
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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