A desire for urophilia; sexual arousal derived from urination.

In this case, the practice of paying a prostitute (male or female) to urinate upon the subject.

The term derives from the 1982 hit 'Africa' by the American rock band Toto, which featured the chorus:

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothin' that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had, ooh-hoo.
Mark: Man, I’m need to bless the rains down in Africa tonight, you know.
Jim: Shit, you going for more water sports with that hooker? I wouldn't pay to be pissed on bro.
Mark: Yeah, but I'm just weak for her bladder contents being poured on me. What's a guy to do?
by mackyaj December 28, 2024
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quotel

quarantine + hotel. During the Covid-19 pandemic, passengers arriving in certain countries will be placed in hotels during their quarantine. Used as a measure to control population movements and to ensure testing is rigorous.
I hear Tim got lucky with his quotel - he had a balcony and air-con. I got stuck in a 1 star quotel, with bed bugs!
by mackyaj November 05, 2020
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typewiper

Internet blogger whose output is of such low quality that you might as well use it to wipe your arse.
Katie Hopkins is the queen of the typewipers; her column saves me a fortune on bog paper.
by mackyaj January 14, 2017
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Liquid Bread

Derogatory term for any type of beer: larger, ale, stout, IPA etc. Normally used in a condescending manner by those who consider themselves superior owing to their choice of non-beer beverage.
"I can't believe you're still drinking that liquid bread", sniffed the divine Ms Russell haughtily as she arsed another half pint of Pinot Grigio. "Don't you know that beer is full of calories whereas my wine makes me fantastically interesting and intelligent? For instance, I'm able to constructively critique quantum physics theorem or suggest complex improvements to Apple operating systems."
by mackyaj October 13, 2018
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tomozzaz

A informal variation of tomorrow afternoon, frequently used in social media.
"Catch uz tomozzaz @ B pub :)" was the cryptic message Jonathan received on his phone
by mackyaj November 09, 2021
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Dougal

A Low German word that roughly translates as 'sea monster'.
Achtung Hans! Ein Dougal ist hinter dir!
by mackyaj July 23, 2018
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TEACH

Talk English At Computer Hardware; an informal term for the attempts at online educational activities to replace traditional classroom teaching during the Covid19 pandemic .
The teachers are going to TEACH again, turning on their computers and hoping that a student will respond this time.
by mackyaj September 18, 2021
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