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When one is looking ramrod a female he just met and gets cock blocked by his fucking ex-girlfriend
When my ex showed up, I found myself in a bit of a quagmeyer.
quagmeyer by Anonymous April 14, 2006
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A grown mans penis or private part
Stop whippin your quagmeyer out I dont want to see that thing.
quagmeyer by Gabe the Babe June 29, 2008
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quitmeyer 

A quitmeyer always has the biggest dick in the world but is also really nice and caring
I wish I was a quitmeyer
quitmeyer by Olive698 May 20, 2018

squagmeyer 

When 2 of your friends engage in sexual contact, when you are the only other one in the area, which is usually extremely awkward.
Patty and Tim engaged in squagmeyer.
squagmeyer by spatch88 April 30, 2007

qwagmyer 

when a person is undecided on what to do about a situation or task that's needs to be completed rite away
You work with someone that you don't care for and you could get another job but this one pays better so you are in a qwagmyer weather you should take the other job or stay with the one you have regardless of the situation
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