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The Quibbler
Part of a phrase that usually goes (after one has stated a very unbelievable story) Oh yeah? Where'd you hear that? the Quibbler? -laughs ensue- This references the newspaper The Quibbler that Xenophilius Lovegood of the Harry Potter series prints on a regular basis, which is usually full of ridiculous sightings of fictional creatures and outlandish stories.
Rutherford: Did you know that dogs go to heaven? God told me last night!
Cornelius: HA! Where'd you hear that? The Quibbler?
-laughter from all but Rutherford-
Rutherford: -cries-
Cornelius: HA! Where'd you hear that? The Quibbler?
-laughter from all but Rutherford-
Rutherford: -cries-
The Quibbler by FrailIcarusWings October 20, 2009
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The Quibbler Crew
A discord server inspired by Quibbler.co. It's one of the best places to come to when Quibbler.co turns to shit. The best group of international online friends anyone could have. ❤ ~ Peppa
The Quibbler Crew by impeppapig June 14, 2016
The Queen's Quibbler
A particularly scandalous act involving 1-3 Bristish participants and a red velvet cupcake. See also: Tooddle Pip
The Queen's Quibbler by Toodle Pip October 25, 2012
Quibbledorf
The smaller, lesser-known fifth House of Hogwarts. It is a kind of special-ed House where the wizards with mental handicaps are placed. The House color is chartreuse yellow so that the often wandering students can be found easily. Quidditch is played on the gound with cones and a Nerf ball and the players all wear helmets. The Quibbledorf Trio is Leroy (Harry) who has Tourette's and a stutter, Rain (Hermione) who is mentally handicapped and stares and drools and Sampson (Ron) who has a hunchback and is in love with Rain, constantly wiping her drool.
Can also be used as a way to describe someone doing something stupid.
Can also be used as a way to describe someone doing something stupid.
Trying to push open a door that says "pull"...Quibbledorf
Sticking a knife in an electrical outlet...Quibbledorf
Trying to slide down a garbage shoot...Quibbledorf
Person #1: "Look at that guy trying to shove M&M's up his nose."
Person #2: "Wow...he would be in Quibbledorf."
Sticking a knife in an electrical outlet...Quibbledorf
Trying to slide down a garbage shoot...Quibbledorf
Person #1: "Look at that guy trying to shove M&M's up his nose."
Person #2: "Wow...he would be in Quibbledorf."
Quibbledorf by the_ec_and_madtown April 20, 2009
uncle quibbers
uncle quibbers by A dog 64 March 19, 2019
Quibbledick
1. (n.) A bro who can't make decisions on his own, needs the reliance of others to stay cool, make other friends, and steals their jokes/ behaviors and trademarks them for his own.
It would be improper to associate a full-sized penis and manhood with a quibbledick, so this term accurately points out his "deformities."
It would be improper to associate a full-sized penis and manhood with a quibbledick, so this term accurately points out his "deformities."
Quibbledick by Freeway Ricky Ro$$ May 16, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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