questo

An abbreviation for the word "Question"; Often used by famed Youtuber Jacksepticeye.

"How exactly do I do that?"
"That's a good questo, bro."

by DemieZee April 22, 2018

Trigonometry 3rd edition p391 question 52b answer

1. Something John from Unordinary tried to search in order to finesse the system but failed miserably.

2. Something Seraphina can do with ease

John searched up Trigonometry 3rd edition p391 question 52b answer in order to complete his homework.

by Authorities #1242 May 6, 2021

kitbag question

A question that causes bad consequences by the very act of asking it.

Originating from Israeli-Army slang. The original/canonical kitbag question explains its meaning quite well:

A military boot-camp squad commander orders the squad to take a break and meet at some place after 10 minutes.

A soldier asks: "Do we need to bring our kitbags?" (A kitbag is heavy bag that soldiers have)

Commander: "Yes, of course, bring your kitbags!"

The commander would had not given the order had the kitbag question not been asked.. Because of asking the question, the soldier has caused grief for himself and the fellow soldiers from his squad.

by sporadix August 12, 2011

fetch quest

noun. A term, often used by gamers, to describe a quest in an RPG game in which the player must obtain an object or objects to complete the quest. While in the process, they may come into contact with enemies, obstacles, and or general head ache. After the player has obtained the object, the quest is completed, and the character is awarded with a tivial reward. Most gamers hate fetch quests, and games such as Aika Online are full of them.

Yeah, it's just a simple fetch quest. Just go get a bucket of milk and give it to the farmer.

Gah! I have to get a stupid glowing rock for only 1000 XP?!?! I hate fetch quests!

by Calex June 22, 2010

boner queso

A synonym for smegma. Sometimes used specifically to describe dick cheese belonging to a person of hispanic origin.

Armando: Duuuude have you seen how much boner queso Jose has? You could make a quesadilla with that shit.

Carlos: Nah mang, I'm not really into checking out other dudes dick cheese status.

by Hammer of Jesus April 5, 2017

Questmessage

A text message consisting of only a question mark (possibly more than one) . Usually sent after somebody has taken too long to respond to a question, you are shocked by the information you just received, or if you don't understand the last text.

Ex. 1
Person 1: "Is it cool if I come at 8:30?
*Half hour later*
Person 1: <Sends Questmessage>
Person 2: "My bad, fell asleep. Yeah, that's cool."

Ex.2
Derpette: "I think I might be pregnant..."
Derp: <Sends Questmessage>
Derpette: "I'm two days late..."
Derp: "Shut up, woman."

Ex 3.

Person 1: "I shaved a cat today!"
Person 2: <Sends Questmessage>
Person 1: "I meant saved lmaao"

by BigWill21420 September 25, 2011

Quests before Breasts

The preference of videogames, boardgames, or any sort of virginity-prolonging entertainment over females.
Used in a similar (although far sadder) fashion to "bros before hoes."

Guy 1 : Hey, do you wanna come to the wicked party a couple blocks away this evening? There are gonna be a lot of cute girls over there.

Guy 2: Nah, I wanna get my dwarven paladin Alvannor to level 80 tonight. Quests before breasts!

Guy 1: Uhh.....alright.

by garuda1 June 29, 2014