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queer dear 

a phrase used when one straight female informs another that a hot guy she just saw is, in fact, gay
Oh, he's a queer dear. Sorry sweetie.
queer dear by joesmith40 September 16, 2006

ur dear a queer 

The end of all arguments and insults. This insult will completely destroy the whole universe and there is no escaping from it. Please, for the love of God and everything on Earth and all we have, DON'T SAY THIS.
Faggot: ur mom gay lol
Me: ur chromosomes homozones
Faggot: ur generation cause frustration. i win hahaha
Me: *snickers* no u
Faggot: NO U
Me: Well, sorry, God, but I have to say this...
Faggot: *smiles but anxious with worry* You wouldn't dare.
Me: UR DEAR A QUEER
The world starts to collapse. The space-time continuum immediately stops and destroys itself and all of humanity dies. The faggot gets thrown into hell but even hell considered him unworthy and made him suffer a horrible - nothing - there is no afterlife anymore. There is no more life.

QueerDeer 

Wild, homosexual deers that mainly live in the upper regions of canada. They can be seen having sex during the night. Theese are the deers that usuly get hit by cars, due to thier bad judgement.
"Hey did you see thoose two QueerDeers fucking last night?"
"Yea why?"
"I accedentally ran over it today."
"Oh shit, thats sad."
"I know"
"Did you jerk it to them fucking?"
"No."
"Okay.."
QueerDeer by Stoner4Boner March 9, 2010

queerbear 

(kweer-behr) n.
1. A male bear who enjoys sexual intercourse with other male bears.
2. A man who enjoys sexual intercourse with male bears.
3. An obviously gay teenager, who, though verbally denies his homosexuality, physically proves it by reading literature such as 'Singularity' and 'Wrestling World'.
'Look at Ron, with his hand under the table as he looks at the wrestling team oiling themselves up. What a queerbear.'
'Jeff must be rubbing honey upon his belly to attract that male bear. Queerbear.'
queerbear by Dr. Kamikaze September 16, 2006

queerfearer 

n. Synonym for a homophobe. One who has irrational fear of homosexuals.
Boy that Johnson sure hates Quincy.
Perhaps Johnson is a queerfearer?
queerfearer by Daniel Kandinsky February 4, 2009

queerdar 

The sixth sense that tells you a person is queer.
He looked hot from across the room, but when I approached him my queerdar went off.
queerdar by Janegirl March 21, 2015
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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