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queer dear 

a nicer sounding way of saying fag hag
She's always going out to gay strip clubs with Willy and John, she's their queer dear.
queer dear by pendragoness July 30, 2009
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queer dear 

a phrase used when one straight female informs another that a hot guy she just saw is, in fact, gay
Oh, he's a queer dear. Sorry sweetie.
queer dear by joesmith40 September 16, 2006

ur dear a queer 

The end of all arguments and insults. This insult will completely destroy the whole universe and there is no escaping from it. Please, for the love of God and everything on Earth and all we have, DON'T SAY THIS.
Faggot: ur mom gay lol
Me: ur chromosomes homozones
Faggot: ur generation cause frustration. i win hahaha
Me: *snickers* no u
Faggot: NO U
Me: Well, sorry, God, but I have to say this...
Faggot: *smiles but anxious with worry* You wouldn't dare.
Me: UR DEAR A QUEER
The world starts to collapse. The space-time continuum immediately stops and destroys itself and all of humanity dies. The faggot gets thrown into hell but even hell considered him unworthy and made him suffer a horrible - nothing - there is no afterlife anymore. There is no more life.

QueerDeer 

Wild, homosexual deers that mainly live in the upper regions of canada. They can be seen having sex during the night. Theese are the deers that usuly get hit by cars, due to thier bad judgement.
"Hey did you see thoose two QueerDeers fucking last night?"
"Yea why?"
"I accedentally ran over it today."
"Oh shit, thats sad."
"I know"
"Did you jerk it to them fucking?"
"No."
"Okay.."
QueerDeer by Stoner4Boner March 9, 2010

queerbear 

(kweer-behr) n.
1. A male bear who enjoys sexual intercourse with other male bears.
2. A man who enjoys sexual intercourse with male bears.
3. An obviously gay teenager, who, though verbally denies his homosexuality, physically proves it by reading literature such as 'Singularity' and 'Wrestling World'.
'Look at Ron, with his hand under the table as he looks at the wrestling team oiling themselves up. What a queerbear.'
'Jeff must be rubbing honey upon his belly to attract that male bear. Queerbear.'
queerbear by Dr. Kamikaze September 16, 2006

queerfearer 

n. Synonym for a homophobe. One who has irrational fear of homosexuals.
Boy that Johnson sure hates Quincy.
Perhaps Johnson is a queerfearer?
queerfearer by Daniel Kandinsky February 4, 2009

queerdar 

The sixth sense that tells you a person is queer.
He looked hot from across the room, but when I approached him my queerdar went off.
queerdar by Janegirl March 21, 2015
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