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queer beard 

Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (e.g. LGBT2Q+), in order to credibly discuss issues of gender as a cishet person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized racial identities (see race beard).
That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about queer topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a queer beard...
queer beard by secretuser420 April 7, 2020

queerbear 

(kweer-behr) n.
1. A male bear who enjoys sexual intercourse with other male bears.
2. A man who enjoys sexual intercourse with male bears.
3. An obviously gay teenager, who, though verbally denies his homosexuality, physically proves it by reading literature such as 'Singularity' and 'Wrestling World'.
'Look at Ron, with his hand under the table as he looks at the wrestling team oiling themselves up. What a queerbear.'
'Jeff must be rubbing honey upon his belly to attract that male bear. Queerbear.'
queerbear by Dr. Kamikaze September 16, 2006

queerbear 

Ron is a really big queerbear who likes dudes.
queerbear by Jiggle Bob September 14, 2006

queerbear 

(kweeer-behr) noun.
1. A male bear who rather enjoys sexual intercourse with other male bears.
2. A man who rather enjoys sexual intercourse with male bears.
3. A man who, though verbally denies his homosexuality, physically does things to enhance it.
4. Ron.
'Oh mai gah, Ron, quit being a queerbear and return Singularity...it's eight months overdue.'

'Do you see Jeff rubbing mustard upon his belly over there? He must want Ron's attention. What a queerbear.'
queerbear by Dr. Kamikaze September 20, 2008

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026