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quarterbag by Jesus is TeH PwNz0r5 July 23, 2008
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Air Quarterback
To run around your dwelling, pretending to be the star quarterback and throwing the winning air touchdown to your star receiver (who you may sometimes also impersonate).
Announcer (usually same person): He takes the snap, fakes left, sees Davis deep over the middle.... Releases!.... TOUCHDOWN!!!
Friend: Good throw Brees, can you score me a beer while your up Air Quarterbacking your team?
Air-Quarterback: I think I'll hold out next year for more money.
Friend: Good throw Brees, can you score me a beer while your up Air Quarterbacking your team?
Air-Quarterback: I think I'll hold out next year for more money.
Air Quarterback by SlkRk11 September 3, 2010
system quarterback
A system quarterback is one who is perceived to be successful but not extraordinarily talented. The term was originally meant to diminish the inflated statistics of players who run spread offenses.
Essentially, it meant the players had strong numbers because they ran an effective offensive "system" rather than being extraordinarily talented.
The implication is that they can win when surrounded by strong talent, but were less of a prospect at the professional level. It is becoming less of a negative tag, as more teams use offensive systems rather than relying on a star.
The opposite of a system quarterback would be a John Elway or Dan Marino who could win a game back the strength of their arm - with or without a strong system
Essentially, it meant the players had strong numbers because they ran an effective offensive "system" rather than being extraordinarily talented.
The implication is that they can win when surrounded by strong talent, but were less of a prospect at the professional level. It is becoming less of a negative tag, as more teams use offensive systems rather than relying on a star.
The opposite of a system quarterback would be a John Elway or Dan Marino who could win a game back the strength of their arm - with or without a strong system
Examples of system quarterbacks are 1989 Heisman Trophy winner Andre Ware of Houston (46 touchdowns, 4,699 yards senior year at Houston - was a pro washout); and Colt Brennan of Hawaii - drafted by the Washington Redskins.
system quarterback by Whodema April 29, 2008
High School Quarterback Syndrome
Former male athletes who suffer from a subconscious inferiority complex where they continue to believe they are the best at any sport and a better athlete than their colleagues, based on their grade school athletic careers. They do this by continuously pointing out their mediocre and oft irrelevant sporting accomplishments, then shoving them in peoples faces.
#1Why does Ronnie talk so much shit on the court? He wont shut up about when he took his HS team to state 3 years ago
#2 Ya, Ronnie still suffers from High School Quarterback Syndrome...
#1 ohhh ok that makes sense
#2 Ya, Ronnie still suffers from High School Quarterback Syndrome...
#1 ohhh ok that makes sense
High School Quarterback Syndrome by DaMacAttacc April 6, 2012
Quarterbacking
In cooperative tabletop games when one player with more experience at the game tells everyone what to do, depriving them of agency.
James was just trying to play his character but Michael kept quarterbacking and telling him what to do!
Quarterbacking by Clyde the Necromancer October 16, 2020
oh my god the quarterback is toast
oh my god the quarterback is toast by ChrisLionheart January 7, 2005
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