Definition; Quaided, derived from the character Quaid in Total Recall, meaning to be have been so mind-bendingly drunk that your memory might as well have been effectively wiped. A state so beyond merely not being able to recall what happened last night, that you might as well have taken a trip to Mars for all you know.

"I did what? Said I was a secret agent working under cover, from Mars? I don't know anyone called Richter, why the hell would I see him at the party? God I’m so Quaided right now, I’m never drinking again! Can't remember anything. Hold on, I feel another chundah coming, somebody open that window, give des people ayuh!!!

Quaided by Quaid2012 July 29, 2012

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quaddled

Description of the wrinkles which appear on fingers and toes after long immersion in water

After one hour in the hot bath Lauren's fingers were so quaddled she could barely use her I-phone.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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