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to be felt up on a plane, and to kind of enjoy it
hey did you know that guy got quaided last week
quaided by miss SL March 30, 2009
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Definition; Quaided, derived from the character Quaid in Total Recall, meaning to be have been so mind-bendingly drunk that your memory might as well have been effectively wiped. A state so beyond merely not being able to recall what happened last night, that you might as well have taken a trip to Mars for all you know.
"I did what? Said I was a secret agent working under cover, from Mars? I don't know anyone called Richter, why the hell would I see him at the party? God I’m so Quaided right now, I’m never drinking again! Can't remember anything. Hold on, I feel another chundah coming, somebody open that window, give des people ayuh!!!
Quaided by Quaid2012 July 29, 2012
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quadded is god
quadded by can you dont February 26, 2021
1) One in which has an unbelievable skill in the hustlin' field.
2) A human being greater than any other single person belonging to the human family.
3) Synonym- Excellent
1) DANG George, look at the Quaide sellin AIDs to Africa, he sure can hustle.
2) Wow, that Quaide totally just made me look a complete idiot with his amazinly bodaicous intellect.
3) Person A:How you doing today?
Person B:Thanks for asking, I'm quite Quaide!
Quaide by Doctor Sivak February 11, 2009
Quaide is the prettiest boy you'll ever see. Usually has light hair, and he is quite tall. He's very sporty and loves to run. From an outsider's perspective he may seem like a loud and annoying guy but when you get to know him, he is the kindest and most genuine person in the world. If you're lucky enough to date a Quaide, cherish him forever because you wont find another who will treat you better than he will.
"Woah! He is such a good runner!"
-"He is a Quaide after all."
Quaide by mariajf56t December 8, 2020
Quadded is god and Thumper is his messenger
Quadded above all!
Quadded by Quadded nation August 31, 2021
When someone becomes paroletic before the hours of 7pm-2am.
Jack jus cained that vody, its only half 4... hes quailed !!
Quailed by sharon123456 March 28, 2009
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