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Van Quackenbosch From the forest of the croaking frog.
Quackenbush is an American last name based on a Dutch name (Van Quackenbosch). This name was brought to the Americas in 1654 by Pieter Van Quackenbosch his wife and 3 sons. In the Netherlands People were named by the reigon they live in.

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by Mainspring July 29, 2011
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Noun: An untrained person who pretends to be a physician and dispenses medical advice and treatment with a giant bush.
The hairy chiropractor was such a quackenbush.
by Grand Firctionary January 18, 2014
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The sexual act of ejaculating into someones belly button and forcing them to drink it. After consuming the semen, they must leave your residence immediately. The quackenbush is an insult and can be done on either gender. No sex, blow jobs or handjobs may occur before or after the quackenbushing.
guy 1: dude, i quackenbushed this girl so hard last night!
guy 2: oh shit, no way! i got quackenbushed a week ago. it was humiliating

Girl 1: damn, this guy gave me the worst quackenbush
everyone: hahahaha what a loser
by DarkTemptation95 September 15, 2010
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A: Excuse me, but I'm pretty sure Representative Joe Wilson said "July!" Joe wanted to remind Obama about that lovely week Barack, he and an illegal immigrant spent in Key West discussing health care reform and giving one another coconut oil massages.
B: You've just been Quackenbushed!
by Warmvolio September 11, 2009
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one with no testicles, has therefore not reached puberty, has a high voice combined with no self esteem, an obsession with some shows one hopes to use to get friends. But fails in that.
Yo homie, that kid is such a Quackenbush
by anonymous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 24, 2007
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A man with unusually high occurrances of intestinal gas expulsion. (see fart)
I'm going to quackenbush. I'm a quackenbushER. I'm goin on break!
by BreathHoldER May 16, 2006
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A person that finds out that they actually have to start working at their job and decides to quit or retire.
Man, that Daniel found out that he was going to start really doing work and he pulled a Quackenbush... What a douche!!!
by BubbaFetish February 16, 2017
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