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I man who likes to sit in his own shit, suck on Popsicles, eat popcorn and play world of war craft!
Qet Anderson: Do you like Popsicles, little boy?
qet by Halsters Horse Meat April 23, 2014
Words you can keep
monique:dang that kids hella qet
may-:for real
qet by mayanvro October 30, 2019

`24680=wryip]adgjl'xvn,/.mbcz;khfs\[outeq-97531!#%&(_QETUO{|SFHK:ZCBM>?<NVX"LJGDA}PIYRW+)*^$@~ 

Peak boredom. You will ascend to a godly status 48 hours after typing this in Google Chrome, Firefox, Internet Explorer, and Microsoft Edge in the timeframe of 20 seconds. If you fail, you will feel empty forever without any way to make up for your wrongs.
Person 1: Let's have a bored typing contest.
Person 2: qwertyuiopoiuytrewq
Person 1: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
Person 2: ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/
Person 1: `~1qaz!QAZ2wsx@WSX3edc#EDC4rfv$RFV5tgb%TGB6yhn^YHN7ujm&UJM8ik,*IK<9ol.(OL>0p;/)P:?-'_{"=+}\|
Person 2: `24680=wryip]adgjl'xvn,/.mbcz;khfs\outeq-97531!#%&(_QETUO{|SFHK:ZCBM>?<NVX"LJGDA}PIYRW+)*^$@~ Person 1: Don't you know what you have [done?

Person 2: *ascends*

qetuoadgjlxvn 

When you get bored and realized that you've done many things on the keyboard and decided to try to do every other later, so you did Q than skipped W than did E and skipped R and so on.
Type qetuoadgjlxvn when you have nothing else to do!

qetuoadgjlxvn 

Woah there, did you just type in "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" but remove everyother letter starting at w? How could you! Those letters don't deserve such horrid treatment. Completely disrespectful!

What? Do you think this is funny? I bet you're looking at this definition thinking, "Who is this guy? This definition isn't funny. They have a stupid username." Well guess what? At least I respect all the letters of the alphabet! wrtuopsfhkzcbm deserve just as much appreciation you ungrateful bastard! Shoo!
Russel: Hey Jerry! How's it going?
Jerry: Oh nothing, I'm just typing in "qetuoadgjlxvn" because some guy on the internet gets triggered when you leave out "wrtuopsfhkzcbm".
Russel: Wow, that guy must have absolutely no life whatsoever
Jerry: I know, right?

qetuoadgjlxvnmbczkhfspiyrw 

this is a word that no-one will ever search except you because by now they would have killed themselves from boredom. this is mad by skipping two letters each time as you go along the three rows of keys, then doing the same thing backwards. It means you have already searched qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp,plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexszaq and qetuoadgjlxvn.
google.com/search?q=qetuoadgjlxvnmbczkhfspiyrw&rlz=1C5CHFA_enAU791&oq=qetuoadgjlxvnmbczkhfspiyrw&aqs=chrome..69i57j69i60l3.579j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

qetuoadgjlzcbmwryipsfhkxvn

When sitting at school thinking of things to do
qetuoadgjlzcbmwryipsfhkxvn is when your a student runner and your stuck waiting for a job
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