You are so bored, most likely on the school computers, that you decided to type "qetuopiyrwadgjlkhfszcbmnvx", probably because everything else is blocked on school WiFi.
"Dude, I totally did a qetuopiyrwadgjlkhfszcbmnvx!"
Being at the peak of beardom. you have gone from Q to P by skipping every 2nd one and then you have gone backward to fill in the letters you haven't picked.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.