when you're bored and so close to just giving up life, and you've already typed qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm and maybe even qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolp and you decide to be creative and type qetuopiyrwadgjlkhfszcbmnvx
You are so bored, most likely on the school computers, that you decided to type "qetuopiyrwadgjlkhfszcbmnvx", probably because everything else is blocked on school WiFi.
"Dude, I totally did a qetuopiyrwadgjlkhfszcbmnvx!"
Being at the peak of beardom. you have gone from Q to P by skipping every 2nd one and then you have gone backward to fill in the letters you haven't picked.
Tyler "hey i just made up qetuopiyreqadgjlkhfszcbmnvx"
Dylan "oh nice, im still doing qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'